Category Archives: Hockey

Patrick Roy

WASHINGTON, D.C. –Roy wocks! Roy wules. Ray to go, Patrick. Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest hockey goalie in the rorld.

The puck left Ray Borque’s stick and Patrick Roy, edgy and impotent at the other end of the ice, could see it would be wide of the net. And there, like some kind of blessed punctuation mark, was Peter Forsberg’s stick.

Past Olaf Kolzig, past Olie the Goalie, the puck leapt and so did Roy, a small hop, a larger one, bouncing up into the arms of his teammates who were already on the ice before the red light came on, out to touch Roy, to share the moment, the night and the history.

“That was fun to watch the puck go in,” said Roy, all smiles and damp hair, a man who had measured himself against the best of all time and was now himself the measurement.

They are all now chasing this man from Quebec, all those padded and masked defenders of the crease, as if they have not been for 16 years, from the time he first pulled on that maternity shirt of a jersey they all wear, from when he first showed the quickest knees in hockey and changed a generation of goaltenders, now copies of the original.

“To me the thing has been playing for the Stanley Cup,” said Roy, who has drunk from the scared jug three times, “but of course this is special because it is not one year but a career to play for.”

It is the fate of goaltenders to get credit for winning hockey games when all they can do is not lose them. And this one, in front of a house filled to underflowing, Roy allowed enough goals to lose—Patrick the Hatrick—and still he won.

The Avs gave the game back with an aimless second period and then had to play like a bag full of ferrets to catch up and win in overtime.

Roy could have lost with seconds left when a shot he did not see banged off his pads harmlessly. And a penalty in overtime gave the Avs a man advantage for as long as they would need it.

“And when we had 4-3 on the power play and I am thinking maybe this is my night,” Roy said.

The event did not consume the locally curious, nor entice any significant politician, incumbent or ambitious, to drop by the MCI Center.

You would have thought that the leftovers from the Million Family March might have padded the house.

But the nation’s capital had other things to do, debates to watch or baseball to inspect, rejection again for a member in Congress to sulk about. But all the important people were here, Roy’s teammates, his family, Gary Bettman, the NHL commissioner, who handed Roy a set of golden shears to cut down the nets he had defended.

They had preprinted celebratory caps for the Avs to wear, dully functional depicting Roy’s achievement but without an ounce of poetry. The NHL had a postgame video ready, with congratulations from, of all creatures, Stone Cold Steve Austin as well as Mike Myers and Gordie Howe. Roy was already a Jeopardy trivia question, asked and answered by Alex Trebek.

If it had not been here, it would have been elsewhere, and where it should have been, of course, is Denver. Had the Avs lost, Roy would have been in the nets in Columbus, a town with a hockey tradition about as long as a lady finger.

Roy said he wanted it over as soon as possible, didn’t want to drag his family through game after game. Understandable and admirable, but this deserved a better frame, this deserved home love, which will now have to come before Friday’s game at the Pepsi Center.

Amateurish, really, the whole business. Only Roy kept his dignity and poise throughout this sort of tardy schlock. A fumbling call of congratulations came from Canadian prime minister Jean Chretien, who seemed still disturbed that Roy no longer played for Montreal.

“We are proud of you,” said Chretien. “You broke the record. Good for you.”

Good for him, indeed. Good for all of us. Good for hockey. Good for sports. Roy is as fine an ambassador of what is good in games as can be found. He is a man of pride and confidence and skill who will honor his individual achievements without forfeiting his sense of team

In less time than it took for his hair to dry, Roy was reasserting the next goal, to win a Stanley Cup for Borque.

“It is important for all of us to make that commitment,” Roy said. “To get in a better position for the playoffs, to have a Game 7 in Denver.”

When Roy is wight, he’s wight.

BILLY SMITH’S DEED MERELY SELF DEFENSE

The problem with sticking up for Billy Smith is that he does it so well himself. Stick up, I mean. In fact, that is exactly what will put him out of hockey for six games, a punishment most folks in Chicago who follow collision skating consider a slap on the mittens.

Smith, for those who think the only sensible use for ice is to tame bourbon, is the goaltender for the New York Islanders. He wears a cage on his face and mattresses on his hands and carries a cudgel that he sometimes uses to hit a hockey puck. Other times he uses it to bludgeon people, and that usually is good for a stern scolding.

Most recently it was good for a suspension, though the logic behind the censure of Smith is curious. He was determined not to be guilty of actual assault but was held responsible for causing an accident. In the real world, this would translate into manslaughter, had anyone died.

Not that the rules of hockey parallel the rules of civilized behavior. If they did, we would have ice dancing and empty arenas.

A short time back, Smith poked his stick into the face of Black Hawk Curt Fraser, rearranging considerable tissue and causing immediate pain. How damaged Fraser’s psyche is has yet to be determined, though one imagines he will be reluctant to skate into peril face-first for a while.

After allowing nature to knit his face back to some semblance of the one in his team photo, Fraser has returned to combat. Smith awaits his sentence without regret.

There should be no surprise in any of this. Any game that puts clubs in the hands of its contestants invites their use as weapons. Anyone who thinks otherwise will also insist that he can see the puck, which we all know is a fantasy born out of the need not to appear stupid for sitting around watching shabbily dressed Canadians, and the odd American, chase the invisible.

What passes for order in hockey is the penalizing of unsanctioned violence, divided into major and minor infractions. Smith’s immediate punishment for cracking Fraser was minor, 2 minutes of inactivity, served, as is the fashion for goalies, by a proxy whose only crime was to be a teammate. Hockey disciples know this kind of thing happens all the time, and in fact, Smith is notorious for fending off attackers with his stick. Smith is rather a pioneer of the art.

Smith refuses to allow any opponents to camp near the net. He’ll whack them to keep them from coming too close and to keep his field of vision from becoming cluttered.

I think that’s fair.

Hockey goalies have to be the most vulnerable targets in sports. A modern slapshot will travel more than 100 miles an hour, and even when the puck can be seen, it cannot always be avoided. That’s why goalies wear masks. In fact, on the night of Smith’s transgression, Black Hawk goalie Murray Bannerman was excused from the game after being struck with a deflected puck, a natural hazard to which no one raised objection.

Most hockey goals are scored, not elegantly, when a bunch of guys gang up in front of the net, and suddenly the puck comes screaming out of the chaos towards the solitary guardian of the goal.

Even occasional hockey watchers ought to understand that goalies should be allowed to sweep away the debris of ambush.

Though Smith does not move more than a couple of yards all night, he’s more fun to watch than Wayne Gretzky or Mike Bossy or any of the scorers on ice.

I can’t identify with the agility of ice skaters, but I can with the stubbornness of Smith. He could be any of us under attack, turning back assailants, protecting our homes, defending our honor, refusing to cry uncle. There is a nobility in what Smith does and a fascination for the way he does it. Smith attacks from goal. He dives and stretches and smothers and slashes and punches. He is not dainty.

Smith is that marvel of athletes, both hero and villain. It is possible to be both in hockey, if not common.

Hockey is not unlike roller derby. You have good guys and bad guys, and if you confuse your audience over which is which, they will ignore you for comic books.

You picture Smith as the guy who stays behind in the foxhole while medics carry the wounded to safety, daring the enemy to cross him.

Those guys usually get medals. Or eulogies.